What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!!
It reminds me of this:
If your wife is shouting on front door and dog barking at the back door, who would you let in first???
DOG obviously!!! Atleast he will stop barking once you open the door