do mote mote

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cockroaches were in my washroom.i went to wash my hand aur samnay wo nach rahe the:@:

:hinna: mere chote say dil ko unhoon ne heart attack dena chaha magar i am a brave girl .
i sparyed cockroach spray and i killed one of them:snooty:

Dosra pata nahi kahan gea:@:.ab i will not go to bathroom until i am not sure that the other sucker is dead too

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He must be hiding in sewer pipe , sewer pipe main thora saw petrol daal kay aag laga do mar jai ga.
Just kidding , don't follow my advice on this one at least.

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mirch :aq:

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I am sure there’s a very good reason why Allah made roaches, but can someone think of any good reason? :hmmm:

Last person to post in this thread wins!
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ooooooo I am not that brave. For me you deserve "Sitara-e-Jurrat"

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aik spray se mar gaya hoga aur doosra us ki judai mein chal basega

jaanay kab aay ga zalim teri han ka musam
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Killer Pingoo…Allah kay yahan hisaab dena hoga is qatl ka…

Spray zaya karnay ki kia zaoorat thi tangon say pakar kar kuchcha chaba jana tha…Muskuraing.

Title say main samjhi thi Do motay motay Pingoo.

Pingoo aap cup say bahat kub niklain gi???

Dil walon ki Dilli
Dil walon ki Dilli
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you are smart , very smart.

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:faizy:

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Parh ker meray dimagh main bhi yahi baat aai thi.

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Are Bhai agar mera kuch bolna ap logon ko bura laga to sorry for that , koshish karoonga ayenda na hi boloon , khush ?

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^ they are impressed not depressed lolz no worries

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aray nahi merey jaan day totay, aapka comment bohat mazahee-a aur bohat aqalmandana tha.
Bofore you get any ideas let me introduce me to you , I am a man with three kids two of them are teen agers. that is why I am calling you maree jaan day totay and your comment was in line with some stuff my kids say sometime.

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aik zabardast idea hai..!! free main use karo..!! sab kart saktay hian. :slight_smile:

cockroach ko maarne ka tareeqa…!!

aik adad double-roti ka tukra (bread) baathroom main rakh do aur deewar keh peechay chup keh baith jao.
roach khud jab aye gaa roti khanay, to us par jhapato aur pakar lo..

phir uske pait par gudgudi karo.. aur jab cockraoch hasnay lagay, to uske khulay mounh main cockroach marne walai dawa daal do..

bus.s.!! dekh phir. kaisya hste haste maray gaa salaa.!!

otherwise,.. ghar main spray karao..! :snooty:

:hehe:

Time Pass - March 2012
Time Pass - March 2012
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mirch uncle woh bhi laga doon in jin jaisay roaches ko marnay ko:vivo:

shikra:vivo: Thank God i am not one .nahii to sab muje bhi dkeh kdeh ke chilatay:smack:

Elegance :hehe thanks:D

itsarshad: :@: wo pata nahi kahan chala gea .Agar mar gea to acha hua .osay jeenay ka koi haq nahi:snooty:

SHinning star:vivo: aur wo jo unhoon ne muje daraya os ka kya?

:emmy: gadha bhai aaisay roaches ko ap hi martay hoonge:naraz: yuck

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Mirch uncle aap itnay baray ho.........ankh pharing.

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Aho for dar pok pingoo kay liaay meri taraf say shikra bhai ka sitara ea jurrat utha lain.

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mirch :aq:

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Aray nahi , woh kia hay k shadi jaldee ho gai toh bachay bhee jaldee aa gai aur main bachoon ka baap bun gia.
The other day my son invited some friends over at our home a friend of my son wanted to sleep over at our home , his mom wanted to talk to me to make sure that there will be adults at home before she let him . We chit chatted and she was OK , then within few minutes she drove down to our home and told me I am sorry you sounded so young on the phone that I had to make sure that the kids are not playing tricks to have party at your home and one of the kids was pretending to be dad to trick me and make me believe that your son's dad is home.
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