Re: DNA
In Lahori’s case, such a request MIGHT be made if the offspring that he and Basanti produce…looks more like the local doodh wala…than Lahori himself. (Never mind the possibility of recessive genes…or that the the child actually resembles some distant grandparent/uncle/aunt on either side of the family). All hell will break loose, because that might mean that Basanti wasn’t as khaalis as the Ganga River before the knot was tied.
Seriously Lahori, what is your issue with women and the overly simplistic but extreme assumptions and stereotypes that you come up with?
DNA testing can be done to determine paternity, determine if someone is related to you or not, genealogy research, testing/prevention/delay of disease.