Husband and wife are driving on a dual-carriage way at 50mph when the wife turns around and drops it : “I want a divorce”. The man stays silent but increases his driving speed to 60mph. “And I’m taking the kids” she adds. The man remains silent but increases to 70mph. “And i’m taking the house”. (She’s pushing it now). The man remains silent but increases to 80mph. “And i take the car, the furniture, all the goods…” (boy, she’s really pushing it now). The man, again, remains silent but increases now to 100mph.
The wife wonders at the silence. Desperately waiting for him to say something she asks “Don’t you want anything?”. “Na” he replies. “I’ve got everything i need”. “Whats that?” she asks. “An Airbag”…!
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