Yo, no offence 2 anyone so don’t take any of this seriously. Respek.
The Judge (J) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced, do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy then?
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!