DIVORCE COURT SCENE:

Yo, no offence 2 anyone so don’t take any of this seriously. Respek.

The Judge (J) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced, do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy then?
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!

How true

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Owner of Mehkama-e-Sharafat
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Rude Boyz Rulez

TRUE TRUE TRUE

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aww! poor kid makes sense though

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Sugar, spice 'n all things nice

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good one

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what do u mean no offence and nutting personal the truth is truth and thats is very funny. lol


"One eyed King in the land of the blind."

^ actually gotta respect everyones feelings, btw thanxx everyone...

LOL!
Being an Indian..Id say the kid is…SMART!

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Most People on the road are caused by Accidents. - *Zaalim

^ lolzz!

HEHEEHEEEEEEEEEE.....LOLZZZ

:D

That is the funniest joke I've heard for a long time.

L:rotfl"Lzz

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:D...

tat is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true!!!!!! :)