Dithyram...all i can sing right now!

Albert Einstein once said—If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
…But our poor Pakistani team is as weak in Mathematics as they are in Ingreze (English)…9 out of 11 are Mashallah se Cittay Jahil hain …esp. when Inzy speaks English—hai hai hai!!.. William Shakespeare becharey ke Rooh ko current lagta ho ga… Guys don’t aim your guns at me— I have no complain…English is not our mother tougue…we are not obligated in anyway to speak English…but Bhai Thora se English tu anne Caheyaa..when u are representing your country internationally..Playing English county cricket (itnee English tu chinese PM Jiang Zemin ko bhee aatee hai)..Yuhanna tu Gunga (mute) baan jata hai—once I saw Razzaq talking to Tony Greg..I thought there could be only two possibilities..Either Tony Greg ne Punjabi seekh lee hai..yah phir Razaaq ne TOFEL ka test pass kaar leya hai….anyway…
I was talking about equation of success..In which our protégées coach (Richard Pybus) is trying his best to put inequality sign (<)…

Now a days there are two things-- that are giving me nightmares..One my blonde co-worker—who sit in next cube (Hai!-ice chilled hai!)..and Pakistani team continuous defeat…Watching Pakistan & AUS test series feel like reading King Leir (Cordila—the youngest daughter = Hasan Raza)…or Sophocles Oedipus Rex(in this Waqar Yunis is Oedipus—and Steve Waugh the blind man who predicted Oedipus downfall)… For me watching Pakistan losing (in any field) is harder than a switchblade or..humm…I guess a blind faith suicide…

Just like a standard linear equation..The equation of success is also very simple to solve but we Pak always find it hard to slove,becoz we use wrong formula…We are also very poor learner..We don’t learn from our mistakes…
Now a days we have serious team/individual committment problem…Players are not as committed as they should be… Remember:The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ - the pig was ‘committed’."(unknown)…

Forget the PAK team lets talk about the blonde :yummy:

nicely said Jerablade...

Hahaha :rotfl: Nicely written dude :k:

Blonde…humm… yaar baree Dardnaak story hai…Everynight i dream about her but in morning when i look at the mirror (apnee Manhoos Shakal dekh kaar) ..dil roonay ko chahta hai…being ugly is no fun..bass yaar Bon jovi ka song yaad aa jata hai..“Bed of roses”…Sitting here wasted and wounded at this old piano(for me it’s my second hand sofa)
Trying hard to capture the moment this morning I don’t know
…And some blonde gave me nightmares
I think she’s still in my bed…

:hehe: :rotfl: :rotfl: :hehe:

Jeeray shakal khoobsorut nahi dil khoobsorut hona chai da.

waisay I doubt Jeera is ugly after all Anjuman was not stupid to go after Jeera ;). But our this Jeera is “walety” so instead of Anjuman it has to be a Blonde :slight_smile: