Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
LOL :D
..haha:D
old, but good :)
It actually happend in a court room. That joke is a reali life joke.
-Salman
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kahan kahan say dhoond kar laatay hoy coOoLBreeze bhaiya…