On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg a middle-aged, white South African
Lady found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant
over to complain about her seating. “What seems to be the problem Madam?” asked
the attendant. “Can’t you see?” she said ” You’ve sat me next to a kaffir. “I can’t
possibly sit next to this disgusting human. Find me another seat!” “Please calm down
Madam.” the stewardess replied. “The flight is very full today, but I’ll tell you what
I’ll do-I’ll go and check to see if we have any seats available in club or first class.”
The woman cocks a snooty look at the outraged black man beside her (not to mention
many of the surrounding passengers).
A few minutes later the stewardess returns with the good news, which she delivers
to the lady, who cannot help but look at the people around her with a smug and self
satisfied grin: “Madam, unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I’ve spoken to
the cabin services director, and club is also full. However, we do have one seat in
first class.” Before the lady has a chance to answer, the stewardess continues … “It
is most extraordinary to make this kind of upgrade, however, and I have had to get
special permission from the captain. But, given the circumstances, the captain felt
that it was outrageous that someone be forced to sit next to such an obnoxious
person.” With that, she turned to the black man sitting next to the woman, and said:
“So if you’d like to get your things, sir, I have 1st class seat ready for you…” At
which point, apparently the surrounding passengers stood and gave a standing ovation
while the black guy walked up to the front of the plane.
chalo niklo yahan se
koi haal nahi larki
jisko smj nai aye wo doosron se kiyun pooch rha hai :khums: