Some of our people are afraid of natural disasters. Earthquakes, tusnamis, Blizzard, Storms(Lists of disasters - Wikipedia) e.t.c It scares the beejeesus out of a lot of folks.
However, guppies, being the ultra cool chipmunks that we are, embrace such disasters. People are screaming outside or *****ing about how the sun is too hot or the snow is too cold or how the rain is too wet or a tornando is too windy…we guppies dont get into silly things like weather… thats for regular men and women. Whereas we have no gender like the indian athelete lady…thing (BBC NEWS | World | South Asia | Indian athlete fails gender test)
Just to make all of this less confusing let me take a real world example. Forexample, we have a blizzard in colorado. People are crying about how they are losing business, how they cant get to work and how their kids wont leave the home to let them get their freak on with their spouses. Your Gamma, on the other hand, is chillin in /her/its crib and doing what he/she/it loves best: get a nice 20 hour sleep.
So what is the message here you might be asking. I will tell you. I am just saying why we are better than every one out there. Scientists think that …oh they are so good that they are able to answer such questions as:
Does the refrigerator light stay on when u close the door
Would it be possible to have diary products if we didnt have any cows, buffalows, she-horses, she-dogs and she-men
Guppies dont care about such questions. We persue relaxation… sharper image’s massage couches are our cathedral (i go there every sunday), Brookestone’s relaxing massagers are our mosques (i go there every friday) and body shops relaxing oils and lotions are our temple (i go there when ever i have personal problems… private ones).
So why lament, why dispair, why cry, why *****, why swear, why be french?.. Lets stay positive and enjoy every moment that we are given for we not know when this momenth be taken away from thy.
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My problem is theres no problems in my life. No dysfunctional family, no divorced parents, no highschool heartbreak. I want drama in my life. Help me find drama. Do you have any nice packaged deals?
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It can be very scary when you feel strongly about a person and that person doesnt approve of some of your passions. In your case your love disdains yogurt, which is something that you are passionate about. This conflict between you to has caused you much emotional and mental damage resulting in your fear of water. You wouldnt be able to drink water with your eyes closed or take a shower.
In medical terms your condition is what scientists call Chootiaphobia. Since its a mental condition the only cure is dialog. So talk to your girl and tell her that your love for her fat is comparable to your love for eating yogurt. Tell her that if she doesnt wanna eat yogart then atleast she can put it in her hair or spread it all over you. Get close, get intimate… all shall be well.
it touched me, in so many ways. 
