THAT DIRTY BIRD
- Submitted by Wile E. Coyote
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A woman wanted a pet to keep her company at home while her
husband was off at work and the children were in school.
After some research, she decided a parrot would fit her needs
nicely. It wouldn’t be as much work as a dog or a cat, and
it would be very interesting to hear it speak, but
unfortunately they were quite expensive.
One day on a shopping trip she spotted a large, beautifully
colored parrot and asked the owner of the store for the price
of the bird. The owner said he let it go for $50. Delighted
that such a rare and beautiful bird wasn’t more expensive,
she agreed to buy it.
Before accepting her money, the owner said, “I should tell
you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse.
Sometimes it says some pretty…well, embarrassing stuff.”
The woman was so attracted to the bird and the excellent
price that she decided to buy it anyway.
When she got home she placed the bird’s cage in her living
room and waited patiently for it to say something. The bird
studied his new surroundings, and his new owner, and finally
said, “New house, new madam.” The woman was a little taken
at the implication of what she had just heard, but after a
few minutes decided that it wasn’t really all that bad.
When her two teenage daughters came in from school, the bird
Looked them over and said,“New house, new madam, new whores!”
After their initial surprise was over, the girls joined their
mother in laughter.
Shortly after 5PM the woman’s husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him, the mother, and the girls and said,
“New house, new madam, new whores, same old faces. Hi Sam!”
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