General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are
sitting in a train.
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely
dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes
out of the tunnel.
Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting there looking
perplexed.
Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: “These Indians are all crazy after Madhuri. Vajpayee must
have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.”
Madhuri is thinking: “Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and
got slapped.”
Vajpayee is thinking: "Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Madhuri,
she must have thought it was me and slapped my face. "
Musharraf is thinking (gigling to himself): “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make
another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.”
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