A girl asked her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. That’s a big moment, as I’m sure you all recognize! What’s more, the girl told her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and “do it” for the first time.
Well, the young man was ecstatic, but he had never been with a woman before, so he made a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helped the young man for nearly an hour.
He told the young man everything there was to know about protection and making the most of their first time together. At the register, the pharmacist asked the young man how many he’d like to buy: a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack.
The young man insisted on the family pack because he figured he will be very busy, this being his first time and all.
That night, the young man showed up at the their home and his girlfriend met him at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited you’re going to finally meet my parents! Come on in!” the elated young woman declared.
The young man entered their home, and was taken directly to the dinner table where her parents were already seated. As he sat down, the young man quickly offered to say grace and bowed his head somberly as he mumbled under his breath, saying his prayers.
A minute passed, and the young man was still deep in prayer with his head bowed. Then two minutes passed; still no movement from the young man. Finally, after 5 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leaned over and whispered to her boyfriend, “I had no idea you were so religious…”
The young man turned just slightly toward her with eyes still directed downward, and whispered in response, “And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!”