Dillards

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What do you do when your wife is trying to drag you to Dillards?

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draw her a detailed map on how to find her way back to the kitchen?

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Whats dillards? Sounds like some internal organ :konfused:

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Feign a sudden and massive cardiac arrest.
Fall to the ground and play dead after multiple convulsions.

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push her to JCPenny

:chai:

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Or better yet, the closest KMart. Yes, they are still around.

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^ not in North Texas. Kmar is finito.

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Jeez I just asked a simple question?

I just had to google it and I think its a department store by the look of things… Why the hell would I go to a department store? :konfused:

I dont really wear designer stuff and besides if I needed a disguise I could always mail order it or shop online right? Besides I guess I’m blessed with a sympathetic begum too.

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I thought you were joking.

Isn't Dillards in UK and you are in UK also ?

Besides, the idea is to get designer stuff for the wife, not you.

Show off. :) [About the begum.]

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Yes your right, Dillards is in the UK just like John Lewis and Debbenhams and I havent set foot in any of them… well if the wife ever asks for designer stuff I’ll get it :smiley:

Oh and for the record I was not joking… :bummer: I really am a Paindoo. :yahoo:

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i will push her to Express. :D

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Paindoo e oye and proud of it. :k: