Okay so how or what to do when u r with someone (Lets call this someone X, and u r not a friend of X, rather u have to stay formal with him/her, bcos of work thingies) …so u go out on lunch with X, X is sitting in front of u and X is having ‘Octopus’.
Okay this is all fine, but X is very excited person and X never stops talking…this is also fine. But then suddenly u realize that when X is too excited during his/her conversations X ke moun se thokain nikalti hain :yukh: … and the chances r those filled ur plate as well :yukh: :vomit: … u want to throw up … u want to tell him to stop …u dont want to take a next bite from ur food and u cant just tell him :yukh:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lollll tell X that it is in your tradiation to have a mouthfull of octopus, so while they gulp it down, you finish youir food and then X can knock themselves out spitting away coz youv’e already finished your food by then
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okay on the serious note…next time choose a table thats big and sit faaaaar away from him/her.Also when he is into that phase of being a sprinkler…put the napkin as a defensive shield…like a curtain..Hope that works
Also say to him or her
“Say it DONT SPRAY it”
You just excuse yourself to pretend to go to the bathroom or something, and reorder your food, or have a snack sumwhere else and come back to the table. It'll sustain ur hunger till u can have a proper spit-free lunch!
some ppl just need some basic training in eating manners! i was having lunch with this person sonce and she made so much noise while eating… u could hear all the chuparh chuparh mera apna khaana uss ne mushkil kar diya tha… :no:
once we were in cafeteria in elementary school, someone told us all a joke and the dude sitting across me was eating apple cider, he laughed so hard it came out his nose…
tell X that it is in your tradiation to have a mouthfull of octopus, so while they gulp it down, you finish youir food and then X can knock themselves out spitting away coz youv’e already finished your food by then 
mera apna khaana uss ne mushkil kar diya tha… :no:
