k ppl…my kid sis felt like posting this one…
There are 4 floors in a house.The basement,the main floor,upper level & the attic.
One day, a boy went into the basement where his dad was cleaning,the boy says “That’s not how you clean.”
His dad slaps him.“Who’s cleaning,me or you?”
Then he goes to the main floor where his mom’s in the kitchen cooking,the boy says “That’s not how you cook.”
His mom slaps him.“Who’s cooking,me or you?”
Next,the boy goes upstairs where his sis is doing her homework.“That’s not how you do homework.”(h.w)
She slap’s him.“Who’s doing my h.w,me or you?”
Later,the boy goes to the attic where his brother is cleaning too.
“That’s not how you clean bro.”
the brother slaps him and says “Who’s cleaning the attic me or you?”
Now the boy goes to the 5 floor…
(At this point, the person your tellin this to will say "But there is no 5th floor?" slap the person across the face and ask them,"Who's telling the story,me or you?"