err… difference in gorah men’s and women’s conversation
TWO WOMEN TALKING:
Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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Pakistani women,
woman 1 :baal katwa kar aee ho?
woman 2: haan, magar dekho naa, naee nay baloon ka satya naas kar diya hay.
woman 1: nahee to, itnay shaandaar katay hain, tumharay guplay guplay chahray peh achay lagg rahay hain, mera bhee dil karta hay tumhari tarah ganji ho jaoon magar meri tind phhissee hoee ay.
woman 2:nahee mujhay to tumhara style passand hay, tumharay maatha itna chhauda hay, aisay lagta hay jaisa M2 Motorway ka central exit ho.
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Pakistani men
Man 1: Tind karwa lee,
Man 2: Katwanay baal gayya tha, naee nay usstra ghalat pher diya.
Man 1: Koeee baat nahee.
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Here is one for desi women and men :)
Desi Woman1: wow yaar baal kub ketwaeey? Desi Woman2: bus yeaar kul hee chance laga tha. liken mujhye sahee nahi lagh rahey. back sai ziada kaat deyee hain. Eik tu itney $$$ bhee lai leyee MOTEE nai aur kam bhee nahi theek keya
Desi Woman1: nahi yaar mujhey tu theek lagh rahey hain. tumharay MIAAN (husband) nai itney chotey kaisey kerwaney deyee? Mairey miaan tu KAATNEY KO DAURTEY (come to bite) hain ager baal katwaney kee baat karoon tu Desi Woman2: bohat pechey lagee tub bola wo bhee mun bana ker. Pata nahi yee MIAAN loog apney aap ko samjhtey kia hain. Khair choroo yee Suit kahaan sai leya baree CHAMAK Rahee ho?
Desi Woman1: Aray yee wohi wala hai jo OakTree road per daikha tha main nai. Yaad hai main nai bataya tha. princess cut hai air DUBKEY ka kam howa wa hai. Bareee hee mushkil sai delaya hai INHOOON nai. Desi Woman2: Main bhee soch rahee hoon next weekend per ja ker doo-chaar (read at least 10) JOREY lai aoon phir garmiaan shuru ho jaeen gee tu nikelna mushkil hota hai.
Desi Woman1: Acha yaar main aab chaloon gee. Zara grocery per bhee jana hai aur FIKER na karoo baal tumahrey barey achey lagh rahey hain.
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. Desi Man1:abeey baal katwa leyee? yee kaun sa style hai? PANKHY (fan) main sar ghusa deya tha kia? Desi Man2:abey chaloo na bakwas nahi karoo
