Difference Between Potential & Reality!

Hangout Humor (Rated G)

Let_Uz_Chat November 11, 2005, 5:15pm 1

Youngest Son:
“Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between “Potential” and “Reality” ?”

**Dad: **
“I will show you”

**Dad turns to his wife and asks her: **
“Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars”?

Wife:
“Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!”

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?

Daughter:
" Wow! Yes! he is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: “Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars”?

**Elder Son: **
“Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars! I would never hesitate!”

So the father turns back to his younger son saying:

"You see son, “Potentially” we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in “Reality” we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!!!

sweet_liar November 12, 2005, 3:07pm 2

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bao_bihari November 12, 2005, 4:24pm 3

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Sara516 November 13, 2005, 12:41am 4

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Such a disgusting joke from you, i expected better frm u LUC

Funny joke

danial November 13, 2005, 4:56am 5

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lol

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parissenoor November 13, 2005, 3:04pm 6

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#let uz chat#:

Youngest Son:
“Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between “Potential” and “Reality” ?”

**Dad: **
“I will show you”

**Dad turns to his wife and asks her: **
“Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars”?

Wife:
“Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!”

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?

Daughter:
" Wow! Yes! he is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: “Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars”?

**Elder Son: **
“Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars! I would never hesitate!”

So the father turns back to his younger son saying:

"You see son, “Potentially” we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in “Reality” we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!!!

sexist joke! the end should be we are living with three prostitutes!!!:o

farishta2 November 15, 2005, 2:53pm 7

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that was funny

legbreakgoogly November 18, 2005, 1:30am 8

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fghd November 23, 2005, 6:20pm 9

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maihu_don November 24, 2005, 2:48am 10

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good one :-)

danial November 24, 2005, 12:54pm 11

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lol

blushing_vision November 24, 2005, 2:33pm 12

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