Difference between boys and girls

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Difference between boys and girls while using
ATM(Bank’s cash dispenser machines)

Boys:

  1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
  2. Insert card
  3. Dial code and desired amount
  4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Girls:

  1. Drive to the bank
  2. Engine stalled
  3. Check make-up in the mirror
  4. Apply perfume
  5. Manually check haircut
  6. Park the car – failure
  7. Park the car –failure
  8. Park the car – Success
  9. Search for the card in the handbag
  10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
  11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
  12. Look for bank card.
  13. Insert Card
  14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
  15. Enter code
  16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
  17. cancel#
  18. Re-enter code
  19. cancel#
  20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
  21. Enter desired amount
  22. error#
  23. Enter bigger amount
  24. 24.error#
  25. Enter maximum amount
  26. Cross fingers
  27. Take cash
  28. Go back to the car
  29. Check make up in rear mirror
  30. Look for keys in handbag
  31. Start car
  32. Drive 50 meters
  33. STOP
  34. Drive back to bank machine
  35. Go out of the car
  36. Take card and ticket back from machine
  37. Go back to the car
  38. Throw card on passenger seat
  39. Throw slip on the floor
  40. Check make up in rear mirror
  41. Manually check haircut
  42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
  43. BRAKE
  44. Go into roundabout - right way
  45. Drive 5 kilometers
  46. Remove hand brake
  47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM .

Sorry girls, if u mind

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its almost as old as jesus

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Gamma Dilation: *
its almost as old as jesus
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acha mujhe nahi pata thah , sorry :(

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its funny all the same :)

dont listen to the old fart GD

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i am not waleed... havent u noticed i have been pretending i dont hear or smell it.. around u

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by waleed: *
its funny all the same :)

dont listen to the old fart GD
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:) :(

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i liked it

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Gamma Dilation: *
i am not waleed... havent u noticed i have been pretending i dont hear or smell it.. around u
[/QUOTE]

yaar to amreeeka ja kar naram baan gaya hay lantat

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amreeka diyan tay mOJan kuch aur nay... jidar wee vaykho fOJan ee f0Jan nay

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lol kia gaal kiti tusin gd je kaydi khopri wichon nikli ay gal?

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Re: Difference between boys and girls

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Zakhmi Umar: *
6. Park the car – failure

7. Park the car –failure

8. Park the car – Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code

  1. #Cancel#
  2. Re-enter code
  3. #Cancel#
  4. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code

Sorry girls, if u mind
[/QUOTE]

:D haha thats so true (im my case) lolz

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Re: Re: Difference between boys and girls

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by mehroo: *

:D haha thats so true (im my case) lolz
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Thanks :) Mehroo

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Re: Difference between boys and girls

Sexism :mad2:

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Re: Re: Difference between boys and girls

Thanks friends,

pakistaniAngel this is reality not sexism, aisa hi hota hai , agar nahi hota tu u should prove urself :slight_smile:

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Re: Re: Re: Difference between boys and girls

aisa nahi hota :mad2::mad2:

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Difference between boys and girls

Madam Prove karo na , koi example do jaise ke mien ne di hai :slight_smile:

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lolzz ;)yeah prooooove !!

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Thanks undefined :slight_smile: :k:

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lo gee e te burey muzey de gul e.......chungi lugi................ :)

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by ygkhan: *
lo gee e te burey muzey de gul e.......chungi lugi................ :)
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Meharbani :)