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A woman will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.
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If a woman doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.
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Women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the Opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
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Women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it is like to be unappreciated.
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Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman.
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A real woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest. They will tell you right off if you are a jerk or are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants (there’s an image!!) making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress.
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