… BAD *PRECEDENT:
Tipper: “How does it feel to be the big man, Hon?”
Al: “Well Tip, it took 17 lawsuits and 18 months of election recounts, but I’d do it all again.”
… BAD *PRESIDENT:
Mr. Bush, repeat after me. I do solemnly swear
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“I do solemonemoney swear…”
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that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States
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“… that I will fatally execute the official President of the United States…”
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and will to the best of my ability
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“… and will to the best of my abli-tilly …”
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preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States
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“… preservect defenestrate the United … the Constitual … the … um … of America.”
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So help me God.
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“So help me. So help my dog. Oh, God, is it over?”