For those of you who watch what you eat.
Here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies.
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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans. -
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans. -
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans -
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. -
The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.