OMG kiya yaad dila diya… yeah I got a really dumb love note (in Urdu) from this jerk when I used to go for computer classes when I was a teenager… God, it was AWFUL. He even spelled out my name in English… with an adjective in front of each letter… you know, S for Sweet, etc… 
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I was like Someone kill me, kill me NOW (Imagine the way Chandler says it :D)