Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, ‘Did you see that?’
‘No,’ the second guy says.
‘Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,’ the first guy says.
‘Oh,’ says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, the first guy says, ‘Did you see that?’
‘See what?’ the second guy asks.
‘Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there.’
‘Oh.’
A few minutes later the first guy says: ‘Did you see that?’
By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, ‘Yes, I did!’
And the first guy says: ‘Then why did you step in it?’
