A woman is brought to court after stealing from a supermarket.
“Mrs Krupnick,” said the judge, " what did you take?"
“Just a small can of peaches,” she answered.
“There were only six peaches in the can.”
“Six peaches…hmm.. i sentence you to six nights in jail, a night for each peach.”
The woman was about to fall to the floor when her husband leapt to his feet.
“Your honour,” he shouted,
“She also stole a can of peas!”