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Re: did anyone just have a

@Umer

Exactly. I have had so many conversations that sounded pretty much like this:

Me: “Auntie, app ko bete ki shaadi ki Mubarak ho.”
Aunty: “Abhi to sirf Nikkah hua hai. Bete ki shaadi to hum agle saal karrainge.”
Me: “Nikkah hi to shaadi hoti hai.”
Aunty: “Haan aap ki ye baat to sahi hai, lekin wo to hum nai sirf is liye jaldi kar diya taa kai visa apply ho jaaye. Asal function to phir agle saal hi hoga. Aap nai zaroor aana hai.”
Me (thinking to myself): “You didn’t invite me to the actual event, ie the Nikkah. And now you want me to attend the Rukshsati, which you call the actual Shaadi.”