**A woman in the Jewellers store Farts while bending over to look a beautiful Diamond Ring
She looks around embarassed and sees the salesman standing behind her
Totally professional he says “Good Day Madam…How may i help you” ??
Hoping that he might not have heard the blast 
She asks Sir Whats the price of this lovely diamond ring 
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**He Answers
"Madam if u farted just by Looking at it.I bet you are going to **** if i tell u the Price**
