BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away?
BOY : Were you away?GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it?GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple.WIFE : Do you remember when you proposed to me I was so overwhelmed,
I couldn’t speak for an hour.
HUSB : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life…1st MAN : I’m worried about my daughter. She keeps being chased by
the doctor.
2ndMAN : Has she tried an apple?GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve?BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?GIRL1 : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
GIRL2 : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the