Dhoodh Wala

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Re: Dhoodh Wala

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

^ mujhe yaad aayaa k:

Khareedaar: qasam khaao k doodh meN paanii nahiiN milaayaa hai?
Doodhwaalaa: Raam Kasam Maalik, doodh meN paanii nahiiN milaayaa
Khareedaar: to phir kia paanii meN doodh milaayaa hai?
**Doodhwaalaa: ab baar baar to maiN kasam nahiiN khaauuNgaa! **

Another one,

Grahak doodhwale se: Aaj doodh itni der se kyo laye ho.
Doodhwala: Kya kare sahab aaj nal/paani der se aya tha.