**Pappu ghalti se newspaper ka sub-editor ban gia. **
Usne aik khabar ki headline ye di: “BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA…!”
Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne headline kia di hai?
Pappu: Sir mene khabar ko aasaan alfaz mein likha hai.
Cheif editor: Acha asal khabar kia thi?
Pappu: “MIAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA”