In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Pervez Musharraf and Atal Bihari Vajpayee decided to visit each others country regularly.
The first visit was by Vajpayee to pakistan. There Musharraf showed him Pakistans modern telecommunications system. It was so good that vajpayee made a call to Gandhi in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes, the bill of the call came to Rs. 1000
When Vajpayee came back, he also wanted india’s telecommunication system to be at the best when Musharraf visited india. Suitable arrangements were made. Mushrraf came to India, visited the telecom department and talked to Zia-ul-Haq in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was only Rs. 1.
Musharraf was confused and asked ‘why are telephone calls to hell so cheap in india’
A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply ‘From India to hell, Its a local call, Sir, while from pakistan, it is long distance’’
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Man, these jokes…
Two thumbs up! :biggthumb
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Heard it before but sounds good every time .......... if u know what i mean :D
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good one
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Good one even if I am an ex-Indian!
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ex-indian? how is that?
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We have this joke in India with Laloo visiting telecommunication ministry...... :-)
Always funny..
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Simple. I left India a long time ago. Live in Canada now.
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Always a nice one - although i have heard the same on with the countries reversed too ...LOL
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not funny when foolish fellow put Gandhi name in hell. copy joke from other place and change name like this? fool
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[font=Humnst777 BT]Pakistan just got their new Chineses fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.
"Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "Even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!"
"But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.
"Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!"
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It Was Like This Mush Was Killed By A Jihadis And Mush Was Taken To Hell. One Fine Day He Wanted To Call To Pakistan After Several Hours Of Call The Bill Was 0.00 So Mush Got Surprised Then He Ask Why No Call Charges To Pakistan So Farishata Says Pakistan To Hell CALL Is Free.
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lol.....
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i bet u reversed the countries name…but anyhow…
here’s a joke in contorary to that..
An Indian tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Islamabad found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn’t control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Pakistani police official approached him, “Hey, What do you think you’re doing here?”
Indian tourist: “Sorry I have to Pee”
“No PP here okay ? Follow me.” 
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.
Police: “PP here… and have a nice day”.
Indian tourist : “Oh Sir, … that’s very nice of you, is this Pakistani courtesy?”
“No…this is The Indian Embassy!”
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^this one is very nice.:D
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lol
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2 long
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Chalein jee, eik aur ka izaafa hogaya. :D
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Like it! 