i remember, once kashfmirigirl wanted to know about those desi generalization jokes or so forth. ummmm…i’m not sure if these are classified as jokes or not..
anyways, have fun readin’ ‘em & hopefully you wont’ be offended…
ring a bell?
South Asian’s in the Western/European Places
The Girls
1.Noticeably play around with your hair when they see a cute guy.
2.Have a rather large selection of black jeans and black tops with
blackcoats. Those that believe they are particularly cool wear long
black leather coats - trying to give it the Alliyah look which went
out ages ago.
3.Speaking of clothes… some refuse to wear nothing else but
designer clothes that are blatantly visible to a blind person… the
word SAD springs to mind.
4.All have mobile phones. This is not a bad thing, but they have
been known to whip the phone out at any given opportunity to show that
someone actually cares about what they are talking about.
5.They do not like to go out with other Asian girls who are more
pretty then they are - reduces their chances of success. Two good
Asian female friends should not bitch about the other behind their
back - common problem.
6.Have exhausted the word ‘innit’.
7.Refuse to dance to anything other than soul, swing and hip hop -
because they don’t know how to.
8.Speaking of dancing… many think they are good at it, but in
reality,never move their feet from the same spot!!
9.Whenever they are in a large group, they feel the need to stare
menacingly at other Asian girls… especially if they look better
than they do.
10.Dance in circles at all parties and clubs.
11.Some pretend to care a great deal about religion… if that
was the case, why do so many smoke, drink and do other things that
cant be mentioned here ??
12.Have straight or wavy brown hair with highlights. For optimal
coolness,some Asian girls are now streaking theirs red.
13.Will always see one in a Nissan Micra in Southall and the
surrounding area.
14.Will always know someone just to get a discount for anything.
15.Pretty girls go out with ugly guys, as they know he will not give
her hassle, is always good for a lift and paying at the bar.
16.Are not allowed out after 5.30pm and if they are, they have to be
back by 8pm latest. Yes this also applies to many who are over 20.
17.Are Commonly married by the age of 15.
18.Most Indian girls have skinny legs and fat asses, childbearing
hips, cellulite thighs, etc…but think they are god’s gift.
19.Why do so many Asian girls have attitude for no reason.
20.Most Asian girls are obsessed with money and 'My man’s got …
whats yours got?"
The Guys…
- Some have their hair cut like military guys… no hair at the side and a
blob of hair at the top - a lot which aren’t even close to being a military boy. - Others feel the need to wear bomber jackets even in summer…
most common form is Schott Jackets. These jackets act as a comfort and
security for those guys who get blown away from a light
breeze…who are not hard and wish they were…who do not have
a built body but like to create the
illusion they do. - Think they rule the world if they go to a club with a pretty
woman. - Ugly guys get the pretty girls. Clever girls go out with the ugly
guys for reasons mentioned above. - Try and rub their pelvis up girls’ butts when in clubs thinking
that this is the most effective way to pull girls. Stupid girls like
this. - Hang around the dance floor with beer in their hand hoping a babe
will come along and compliment them on their wonderful ability to
stand there allnight without moving an inch.
i made a million selling secret fantasies