Just remembered a few more , non desi stories from the trip to USA. I went to “Mall of America” and was wondering about like a silly goat when I came across a stall saying “Non Permanent Tattoos”. I was immediately interested in the prospect of getting something that was an American way of freedom of speech “Short and Non Permanent”
I went to the stall owner, a typical American and I said . “I want to get a tattoo”, he said “Well That’s why I am here”. Pakora: How long before it disappears. Tattoo Guy: Depends on your hygiene, anything between 7 to 14 days. Pakora: You mean If I shower more it will go off easily. Tattoo G: Yes. Pakora: Which place do you tattoo… Tattoo Guy: Anything in the norms of decency.
**Pakora: **So My ass is out!!! (I meant it as a joke) Tattoo Guy: (But the tattoo guy looked at me funny) Yeah!?!?!?!? Pakora: I was joking, I want something written on my Arm. TG: ok! What would you like a dagger, a skull, …………………. Pakora: NO just alphabets, I want “USA” written on my arm. TG: What!!(chuckling) You aren’t from here, I mean USA. Pakora: True! I am from Pakistan.. TG: What ? The plot thickens….hahahhaha Pakora: Rather I live nearly 200 km from Kabul, 160 km from tora bora, and 20 km from the tribal areas of Pakistan.. TG: The guy laughed and said, Man!! Who the hell let you in the country. Pakora: I laughed too and said Bush!!.
Dear TDW, Borat, and his jokes were choreographed, this was for real...
Once comming out of a club I jumped in a taxi of a somalian "muslim". well! To cut the long story short, he got so angry that he dropped me half way, and I had to call my relative to get home at 3 o clock at night and at -20 degrees centigrade.
Anwaar: I was shaking in my boots when I saw your response, I thought you would muster up something from our holy religion “Islam” and slap me silly…But thank God !!!! I survived.
BTW: I know what you mean by saying North Dakota.., Every one in America thinks that all other states than Texas, New York, California, Florida, Or Virginia are dumb rural states that should never be paid attention
Anwaar: I was shaking in my boots when I saw your response, I thought you would muster up something from our holy religion “Islam” and slap me silly…But thank God !!!! I survived.
BTW: I know what you mean by saying North Dakota.., Every one in America thinks that all other states than Texas, New York, California, Florida, Or Virginia are dumb rural states that should never be paid attention
yaar dekho...texas is a dumb rural state too. (abhi dekhna texan aa kar rona dhona shoro kar daen gaye)
its more about cities than states, u go from NYC to buffalo and you will find an entirely different type of person
common joke in pennsylvania is that philly and pittsburgh are fine but all the mass between them is basically alabama :D
ut yeah some states are hopeless. if u are ina city or state that does not have a major sports team...u are in the wrong place
Fraudz PLease dont confuse us Pakistani's, so you mean the sports team is the most important thing! when deciding which state is Best to "* live in/Visit*"
OOhhhh Come on...
BTW: I think Florida is the best, (OG: Do I get brownie points)
nope, it just kinda means that its a metropolitan nuff of a place that businessmen thought they would be okay putting a business there. like look at mississipiand what NFL, NBA, or MLB teams they have there. then look at LA, or nYC, or Chicago.
its a rule of thumb once told to me by a fraternity brother :) if a city aint got a pro team for a major sport, it really is probably a crappy city :) (honolulu being an exception)
:owell then shouldn’t you have gotten a tattoo saying “Pakistan” or something..i mean WHY usa?..seriously..and ahem..Massachusetts is smart state too:snooty:..ya’ll just jealous
Just remembered a few more , non desi stories from the trip to USA. I went to “Mall of America” and was wondering about like a silly goat when I came across a stall saying “Non Permanent Tattoos”. I was immediately interested in the prospect of getting something that was an American way of freedom of speech “Short and Non Permanent”
I went to the stall owner, a typical American and I said . “I want to get a tattoo”, he said “Well That’s why I am here”.
Pakora: How long before it disappears.
Tattoo Guy: Depends on your hygiene, anything between 7 to 14 days.
Pakora: You mean If I shower more it will go off easily.
Tattoo G: Yes.
Pakora: Which place do you tattoo…
Tattoo Guy: Anything in the norms of decency.
Pakora: *So My ass is out!!! (*I meant it as a joke)
**Tattoo Guy: (But the tattoo guy looked at me funny) Yeah!?!?!?!?
Pakora: I was joking, I want something written on my Arm.
TG: ok! What would you like a dagger, a skull, ………………….
Pakora: NO just alphabets, I want “USA” written on my arm.
TG: What!!(chuckling) You aren’t from here, I mean USA.
Pakora: True! I am from Pakistan..
TG: What ? The plot thickens….hahahhaha
Pakora: Rather I live nearly 200 km from Kabul, 160 km from tora bora, and 20 km from the tribal areas of Pakistan..
TG: The guy laughed and said, Man!! Who the hell let you in the country.
Pakora: I laughed too and said Bush!!.
Pakora: Rather I live nearly 200 km from Kabul, 160 km from tora bora, and 20 km from the tribal areas of Pakistan..
TG: The guy laughed and said, Man!! Who the hell let you in the country.
I wonder how people can so easily feel immune to such stuff.
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