*Desi-Style Marriages*

Forced Marriage - Getting green card in a month or so, should get married before that.

** Forced & Hurried Marriage** - Getting green card in a month and you have 2 weeks vacation.

** Social Marriage** - All of your friends are getting married. So you should.

** Electronic Marriage** - Got his/her details on Internet.

** Ambitious Marriage** - Marrying an MBBS girl hoping that she will buy you a Porsche/BMW after she starts earning.

** Anonymous Marriage** - Have seen photo, talked on phone. Engagement in your absence and getting married the next week you actually saw him/her.

** Migration Marriage** - You work in SF Bay, he/she works in Research Triangle. You are moving to East Coast after marriage.

** Common Marriage** - Marrying a B.E girl from back home, and then sending her for MS.

** Desperate Marriage** - Watching too many movies in HBO and Cinemax.

** Bored Marriage** - Got H-1, don’t know what to do after work.

** Home Sick Marriage** - Working some where in Iowa or Maine village you are the only desi around (may be 2 more), need to talk to someone.

** H1-H1 Marriage** - You know her/him well, drives nice car has a good TV/Stereo, cooks good what more could you want.

** Commuter Marriage** - (applies to Silicon Valley Bay mostly) you working in San Jose, he/she works in San Francisco, Both living in Fremont.

** Tax Relief Marriage** - It is nearing December; one has to get married to get a tax relief.


Which category do YOU fall under (or will fall)? :smiley:

Re: Desi-Style Marriages

You tell..first..??:smiley:

None of the above…:snooty:

Re: Desi-Style Marriages

lmao @ tax relief marriage!

Re: Desi-Style Marriages

:hehe: :k:

Re: Desi-Style Marriages

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