Salam O Alaikum, Aap key gari main seat belts nahi hain ? hamara mulk kab sudhray ga ?
Khair ahtaiat say drive key-g-a-ga sarak per bohat khatrat hain.
2 meel janay kay baad fajjo halwayi key dukan kay pass seeday haat mur jain.
3 meel chlanay kay baad kail gaa-a khari jugali kar rahi ho gee udher ultay hath murna hay.
yahan kali gaa-a nahi khari aaj , toh iss main mera kia kasoor ? Let me dial the company to ask them to give me updated information.
Add your own desi GPS instructions.
Re: Desi rural GPS.
acha aap lahore jao
toll wale cheez se aik dum seeda ja ke baati wala chok aaye ga
wahan se bhi seedhe jate jana right side pe aik makro store aaye ga whan se bhi seedhe jate jana
phir aapko ssaamne badshahi mosque nazar aaye gi aur aik extremely lambi building minar-epakistan
aage jao aik gali mein ja ke papu hair cutting wale ka puch lena
phir uther se right gali par ke aik rotiyo wala tandoor ho ga uther se left mur ke aik mughi wali dukaan ke samne wali gali mein 5th ghar hai
kisi se bhi pooch lena “BATMAN” kahan rehta hai 
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And if you miss the turn and keep going it will say:
Abay andha hay kia , bola tha na k kali gaa-a k pass say mur , magar toh nay suna hee nahi , aab nalay k upar say u turn bana a ga kia ?
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HAHAHAHA HILARIOUS!
Re: Desi rural GPS.
Jo banda/bandi majj ke shaishay upar kr raha hoo ussay har gali nukar ka pta hota hay… us se location pooch lena gps ki zaroorat nahi 
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Re: Desi rural GPS.
**Aik dafa ka zikar hai ke meri aik dost ki behan ki shadi thi main ne os main shirkat ki aur jab hamin gali ke samny rikshey waley ny utara tu kaha ke is se agey rikshaw nahi ja sakta ham utar giey aur ghar ki tlash shuru ki ****ghar mil giya ke samney ke khali plat main koery ka aik bara dhair tha **pheli dafa itna kora iak jaga dekha khair agley sal os ki shadi thi meri doston ne mujh se pata pocha aur kaha tum hamrey sath chalo main ny kaha main dair se hi aon gi. nishani batati hon flan gali tak rikshaw wala puncha de ga andar jao gey seedhy hath murna kory ka dhair dosri manzil tak ja rha ahu ga bas os ke samny makan hai on ka. Next day jab mian puhnchi tu unhon ne mujhy ary hathon liya ke ham derh ghanty tak koery ka dheyr tlash kerty rahy aur akhir main saheli ki aammi ne nikal ker poch ayeh aap log chakar laga rahi hain kia kisii ka ghar nahi mil raha. Tu pata chala yeh unhi ka ghar hai aur kury ki jaga new shandar makan ban gioya hai ab mujhy kiya patta tha yeh kora phainkney ki jaga nahi thi 
trying to read and understand this made curd of my brain 
now post a short summary and central idea of this post 
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Just adding to similar stories, uss din gali kay konay par gadha nahi bandha howa tha, so took two hours to reach there!
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^ should use the “detour” option in this case
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^ that seemed like the whole city was on detour in those days! but now thanks to Mustafa Kamal who did some good works :k:
One day I tried to go into LINES Area on foot, and tried to come out without any help! well 3-4 times I found myself inside ‘sehan’ and one time in *almost *a wash room!
well, later it was a good realization that better to ask someone about the exit and leave the place else will be found in bori!
