ok guyz heres something very original!!!(sorry if u ppl have already seen it) i read and i could not resist sharing it…
RULES PASSED BY THE DESI COMMITTEE
It is an honor to be a desi. We the Community declared the following Conditions before you may call yourself a confined DESI.
1:You must wear Shalwar Kameez with Tennis Shoes in a Mall.
2.Females must wear Duppatta with an over coat.
3.All Desi Males between the ages of 17 and 25 must own Honda Accords with no insurance.
4.Must wear Orangish Yello leather jacket imported from Zainab Market in Karachi.
5.Must fall in love within 5 minutes of meeting someone from opposite sex or declare brother and sister affection immediately.
6.Older women must attend Milads to check out the girls for their sons. Sons must pretend to like “Only” Desi girls because they have “Sharam” in their eyes.
7.Only two majors may be attempted in college
A.Electrical engineering
B.Computer science
8.Must work at least 3 months at nearest corner shop to you.Gas station are also acceptable.
9.Must find a pre.paid phone card that allows “Extra” minutes to talk free to pakistan.
10.Must travel by Grey Hound. Must take Gulf/PIA back to Pakistan.
11.Must party all year around and commit excesses but Go Islamic in the month of Holy Ramzan.
12.Must mix RoohAfza with milk and call it strawberry.
Those of you who satisfy the above conditions may rest with Ease!!!
khudi ko kar buland itna..ke har takdeer se phele
khuda bande se khud pooche..bata teri raza kia hai!!!