Desi Radio Programs

yeah yeah - just woke up after a 2 hour sleep
been in bed all day … dont have anything to do
so opened this 2nd thread in Cafe today :eek:
GOSH !!! yam flooding today :phati:

Okay heres an observation
Ever listened to Desi radio channels in Canada :smiley:

The Ads… :smack:
99.9% of the ads have the following content

  1. Slip and Fall, traffic accident, blah blah blah, hum say fooran raabta karaiN hum aap ko maximum paisay dilwaa dain gay ..
  2. Bad Credit - QarzooN ka boojh - Koolectors ki calls - subb maaf karwa dain gay aur aap ka qarza bhi 80% tak maaf karwa daiN gay
  3. Truck drivery ka course - CHANGAY paisay kamana chaahtay hain - tu aaj hi truck drivery ka course kar kay achhi job lay saktay hain
  4. kampootar ka course - word / excel / powerpoint seekh kar kissi bhi company main seketry ya receptionist ki naukri …
  5. Insurance .. apna mustaqbil mehfooz banaiN - har tarhaa ki scheme - maximum coverage etc etc
  6. Traffic ticket kay baadshah - kissi bhi qism kay accident ki soorat main hamain call karain - aap ka ticket bhi maaf karwa dain gay - points bhi nahi millain gay waghaira waghairaa

To me it portrays an impression - Like.. you know… feels like all the desis are a bunch of retards, they are looking for the slightest opportunity to CLAIM easy money, via injury claims, insurance, traffic violations, getting huge loans and then not worrying about returning them, because 80% to maaf ho jaiey ga, thinking that truck drivery and receptionist jobs are the HEIGHT of career achievements..

Dont they have anything else to do :hoonh:

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ya…flooding :cb:

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ohhhhh the desi shows are the bomb! :dhimpak: they play 30 seconds of a song, then 5 minutes of ads, and then 10 minutes of the host talking :smack:

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main bhi sooch raha hooN kissi kailay waghaira kay chilkay par phissal kar 20 ya 25 hazar dollar hi kamaa looN :hmmm:

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make sure it looks like an accident :phati:

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yeh joo itnay saray consultant hain - yeh kiss liyaay hain :faizy:
doo chaar sau dollar in ki fees ho gi
they will take care of everything - the accident - the injury and the claim :omg:

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what about a truck license? :hmmm: big money there :faizy:

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lol
remember a funny ad on desi radio
joo idhar hotel main WAITER hay - pakistan fone kar kay kehta hay SERVICE INDUSTRY main job kar raha hooN
joo taxi chala raha hay wo kehta hay - Transport industry main job kar raha hooN
joo
joo telephone cards baich raha hay woo kehta hay Telecom sector main hooN

:omg:

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Jo diktah hai wohii Biktaa hai :D

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LOL baat to waisay sahi ki hai :cb: