desi pickup lines

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. “OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.”
  2. “Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.”
  3. “I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.”
  4. “To watch you pray is a sin of its own.”
    5.“Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?”
    6.“You can’t playbasketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.”
    7.“Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part…”
    8.“Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?”
    9.“Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hoor (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?”
  5. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school
  6. Can I have your wali’s phone number?
  7. So, read any good Surahs lately?
  8. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I’m here after.
  9. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room.
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^bohat aala yar! :hehe:

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6.“You can’t playbasketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.”

lmao :rotfl:

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lolss

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What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school

^

LOL!

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:)