desi parents and hipness

My dad is a fashion freak. He gets all the latest styles and colors (he’s 71). Even though he only has hair on the sides of his head, he goes to a salon for massages and trims. And yes, he still tells my mom that such and such student commented how handsome he is. :bummer:

My mom dresses well and all but she wants my sister and I to wear trendy outfits (like real trendy) and thinks we are out of date :snooty: