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A new Desi lecturer was unable to control his class. The students were just chatting amongst themselves and paying no attention whatsoever to what he was saying. The lecturer decided to send one particular guy who was creating most of the problem out. But did not know how to put it in English. He went near the guy. Shouted ‘follow me’. The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted ‘Do not follow me’ and went inside the class!!
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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ‘Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.’
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by might think that three men were buried under the stone. He suggested an alternative. How about if I inscribe, ‘Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.’
That way, passers-by who read it are almost certain to remark, ‘That’s Strange.’
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Hahaha....English ka lecturer lagta hai! :D
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Pagal get it, a lawyer AND an honest man. Isn’t that stange that a person is a liar err I mean lawyer AND honest? 
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mr. karim for prof of year
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LOL hahah good ones :D
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now I get it:D..Thanks Nemo
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hehe
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