Desi Kahavtein - 101

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Gupshup k Nalaaiq Shagirdo aur Honehaar Chiraagho,

In the past, Ustaani Irem’s classroom has brought you academic delights such as,

Desi Slang 101:
http://www.gupistan.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147475

:mash:

Now, lets move on to Desi Kahavtein 101 :Pagri:

I have been spendings lots of time with tez taraar teenagers [thanks to my relatives and neighbors who have lots of kids in this age group plus watching dumb programs on TV :smack: ] I have picked up these from them :mash:

Q) Sharam naheen aati?
A) Naheen sharam toh pani mein ghol k p gya

Q) Batao na
A) Sab kuch bata doon? phir toh tum first aa jao gi mein second

Q) Ghar mein maan behnein nai haen?
A) maan behnein toh haen lekin beevee nai hae

Q) Chullu bhar paani mein doob maro
A) lekin mujhay toh terna aata hae

Q) bhaar mein jao
A) tum saath chalo gi?

TO BE CONTINUED … and in the meantime feel free to contribute your own as well

[funguy]

Q: Patlee gali say nikal lay
A: Haan Motoo, tu tau patlee gali say nikal nahee sakta naa...phans jaayega

[cat-woman]

Those are so cheesy Irem, don't tell me people in Pakistani have become as cheesy as Indian movie dialogues. :p

[funguy]

Q:don't tell me people in Pakistani have become as cheesy as Indian movie dialogues.

A: Abbay oye cheese-burger, chal patlee gali say nikkel lay

[cat-woman]

cheese burger ban ke patli galli main sey kaisay nikloon? ullu kaheenke.

[funguy]

Q: cheese burger ban ke patli galli main sey kaisay nikloon? ullu kaheenke.

A: Arrey keh reya hoon, use your butt as muscles and not cushion aur jaldi say patlee gali say nikkel lay

[cat-woman]

ab mujhe bohot hansi arahi hai. ab to signature change karna hi pare ga.

[Cheegum]

[QUOTE]
Q) Ghar mein maan behnein nai haen?
A) maan behnein toh haen lekin beevee nai hae
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The answer to this one more commonly known is:

A) Haan hain lekin teri jaisee nahi hain!

[Cheegum]

These ones are exclusively patrician (originating from the one and only st patricks high)

Q) Arey, tu kab aaya?
A) 23 saal pehlay! (or enter your age)

1) Yaar may keh raha hoon
2) may may kia kar raha haiy, bakra haiy kia?

1) Woh kahaan hai?
2) kaain kaain kia kar raha haiy, kawwa haiy kia?

1) Yaar may aa raha hoon
2) Aa raha hai kia?
1) Haan
2) to bathroom jaa na yahaan kia kar raha haiy

1) Yaar may jaa raha hoon
2) Jaa raha haiy?
1) Haan
2) ******* ** **** ****? (sorry, censored :p )

[Sharafat_Ka_Namouna]

isn’t Kahavtein like qoutes?

[fair_balance]

Re: Desi Kahavtein - 101

*Originally posted by irem: *
Gupshup k Nalaaiq Shagirdo aur Honehaar Chiraagho,

In the past, Ustaani Irem’s classroom has brought you academic delights such as,

Desi Slang 101:
http://www.gupistan.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147475

:mash:

Now, lets move on to Desi Kahavtein 101 :Pagri:

I have been spendings lots of time with tez taraar teenagers [thanks to my relatives and neighbors who have lots of kids in this age group plus watching dumb programs on TV :smack: ] I have picked up these from them :mash:

Q) Sharam naheen aati?
A) Naheen sharam toh pani mein ghol k p gya

Q) Batao na
A) Sab kuch bata doon? phir toh tum first aa jao gi mein second

Q) Ghar mein maan behnein nai haen?
A) maan behnein toh haen lekin beevee nai hae

Q) Chullu bhar paani mein doob maro
A) lekin mujhay toh terna aata hae

Q) bhaar mein jao
A) tum saath chalo gi?

TO BE CONTINUED … and in the meantime feel free to contribute your own as well

These are not Kahavaten… These are just cheesy lines.
Kahavatein are like this..

Nach na aaye aangan tedha.. ( It will fit you in this case).

G*** me dum nahi ,Hum kisi se kam nahi.

chor ki daarhi me tinka..

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Re: Desi Kahavtein - 101

(Q) Sharam naheen aati?
A) Jab ati hay: may ghar pay nahi hota/ti

[ghuLail]

Q) Arey, tu kab aaya?
A) 23 saal pehlay! (or enter your age)

1) Yaar may keh raha hoon
2) may may kia kar raha haiy, bakra haiy kia?

1) Woh kahaan hai?
2) kaain kaain kia kar raha haiy, kawwa haiy kia?

1) Yaar may aa raha hoon
2) Aa raha hai kia?
1) Haan
2) to bathroom jaa na yahaan kia kar raha haiy

^^
yeh saray fiqray 7-saal kay bachay aik doosray koa sunatay hain.
always knew patricians were gay, but this gay.
or are we plain regressing.

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shabaash class you guys have kept the discussion very lively

great going :k:

SKN u r right .. actually i dint know what to call them so i jus called em kahavtein

CAT WOMAN no ppl dont talk like that to each other [maybe guys do?] but i just saw em on tv and saw some teenagers using such lingo

[Cheegum]

[QUOTE]
yeh saray fiqray 7-saal kay bachay aik doosray koa sunatay hain.
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I'm guessing you knew all this stuff when you were seven? You must have had a really sad childhood. Really sad.

[QUOTE]
always knew patricians were gay, but this gay.
or are we plain regressing.
[/QUOTE]

Hai, dil par lagi kia?

[ghuLail]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by cHEeGUm: *

I'm guessing you knew all this stuff when you were seven? You must have had a really sad childhood. Really sad.

Hai, dil par lagi kia?
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edit maar maar kay ^ is what u came up with?! sheesh. and i aint no patricaian, so whats all this bull abt 'dil pay lagi', thuki huee chingum.
and so u thot i had a sad childhood, huh? i mean if it is sad enuff for childhood, wonder what is for '23-yr-olds' to be saying it. or was it u guys way of acting cute (read street smart) or what? plz elaborate :D

[Raindance]

all of the above,

Q; Gaee bhains tail lainay
A; Teray ko takleef hoi to tu bhi jaa

Q; Ajj mosum kitna suhana hai,
A; Ghour say dekh,yeh takia purana hai

Q; Mujhay mamoo bana gaya raay
A; ehh,back order mai tha kia ?

Q; Bajli chali gaee ray
A; Apnay ko kia,chambailee hai na,

[funguy]

I know a few that carry R for language. Are those allowed?.

[ghuLail]

nope, the gaali threads in general. this ones for 23-yr-old bubblegums.

[funguy]

wahaaN tau aajkal 'zero tolerance' chal reya hay.