Q. What did the lonely banana say?
A. I’m a “kela”.
Q. What language do carrots speak?
A. Gajar-ati.Q. What did the green peas say?
A. Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.Q.What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A. “Aaloo?”Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A. In the Gobi desert.Q. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
A. B(h)oothsQ. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
A. AngooraQ. What is a vegetables favourite love song?
A. Love me tinda.Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A. Why do phools fall in love?Q. What did the fat car say?
A. I’m a mota car.Q. What did the confused egg say?
A. I don’t unda-stand.Q. Where do earrings go on holiday?
A. Bali.Q. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A. Jhinga Bells.Q. What did the half eaten naan say?
A. I wish I was puri.Q. What did the lonely potato sing?
A. " Aaloo lonesome tonight?"Q. What do you call a bald poet?
A. Ik-bal.Q. What did the first pizza slice say the other pizza slice so it
would move?
A. Pizza - “HUT”!!
lol…good onezzz:hehe:
:D
khikhikhi,,, some nice ones! :D
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lol :)
:)
:biggthumb 
Very Funny