Desi Jokes

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A desi went to a pizza hut and ordered a large pizza after he done ordering pizza guy ask him if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces desi said six pieces would be fine I could never eat twelve !

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A desi on his very first day got lost in chicago when he called for the help his friend asked him to atleast name that intersection he standing right now by reading the two written signs on a pole and in the reply desi read one sign say “walk” and other say “don’t walk” !

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Apple kaT-ta hoon knife se
Paani peeta hoon pipe se
Kya zamaana aa gaya hai
Jootay khata hoon wife se

[This message has been edited by Ek Shairah (edited April 12, 2002).]

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Originally posted by Ek Shairah:

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Apple kaT-ta hoon knife se
Paani peeta hoon pipe se
Kya zamaana aa gaya hai
Jootay khata hoon wife se
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LOL

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[This message has been edited by tipz (edited April 13, 2002).]

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hehehe.. nice collection

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three monkeys escaped from zoo & the security started searching for them.after n hr the 1 was found drinking pepsi the second was found eating burger & the third one was found READING THIS SIGNATURE!