American English and Urdu Desi in Love:<<< (No Offence)
A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her. HE WROTE : Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation. I have a strong indication to become your relation. As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have passed my matriculation examination; no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation. What do you say to the solemnisation of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilisation and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation. Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion To remain victim of your fascination .
Who is a desi? DESI TEST:
You might be a Desi if, you ask for small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free. You might be a Desi if, you know more than one plans offered by long distance companies. You might be a Desi if, you talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country. You might be a Desi if, stove top in your apartment is covered with aluminum foil. You might be a Desi if, you frequent to yard sales every week. You might be a Desi if, you find taco bell sauce packets in your kitchen drawer. You might be a Desi if, your dinner involves spreading newspaper on living room floor. You might be a Desi if, if you like onion rings at Burger King. You might be a Desi if, you keep switching your Internet service provider because first month is free. You might be a Desi if, if your full name contains more than 15 characters. You might be a Desi if, the only reason you go to a temple on festivals is because there is free food. You might be a Desi, if this thought comes to you “Oh **** I just saw another Desi” when you are window shopping at a local mall. U r a Desi if no one can see your feet in a bathroom stall but can hear load sounds (both before and after the release)! U r a Desi if you think … “since nobody is gonna see my underwear, lets wear it a few more days.” Home Pakistan Cricket Have a nice day! * Achcha din lo! How’s it going? * Kaisa jaa raha hai? No way, Jose!! * Koi raasta nahee, Jose!! What’s up? *Uppar kya hai? You’re kidding! *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho! No kidding!! * Koi bachcha nahi bana raha!! Don’t kid me! * Mera bachcha mut banaao! Yo, baby! What’s up? * Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? Cool! * Thandaa! Don’t mess with me, dude. * Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee. Check this out, man! * Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi! She’s so fine! * Woh itnee bedaag hai! Listen buddy, that chick’s mine, okay!? * Suno dost, woh choosaa mera hai, theek? Hey good looking; what’s cooking? * Arree sundartakidevi; kyaa pakaa rahee ho? Are you nuts? * Kya aap akhrote hain? Son of a gun. * Bachcha bandook ka.
[This message has been edited by TrULuV (edited April 11, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by TrULuV (edited April 11, 2001).]