Desi definations of comp jargon

For all my nerd bros and sis

local variable -
Mien pal do pal ka shayar hoon
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hastihai..

Global variable -

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ..

Null pointers -

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya …

goto -

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan
khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum

The debugger -

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

COM programming in VC++

Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

From VC++ to VB -

Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan

Untrackable bug - :rocket:

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se..

Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

And then to the client:

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

Load Balancing -

Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

Modem - modem talk on a busy connection

suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
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