you may have seen some version of this
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
/* desi.c – For those striving to achieve the American Dream /
/
This file is part of the desi life in america source code
copyright (c) Pakistani Desis
and is distributed according to the GNU general public license.
This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or
(at your option) any later version.
This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
GNU General Public License for more details.
You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
Foundation, Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
Author: [email protected]
To compile: gcc -o desi desi.c
*/
struct Pakistani_Bachelor_software_professional
{
double standards;
short sighted;
long time_between_visits_to_Pakistan;
float horoscope;
void girlfriend;
char desperate;
};
struct Married_Pakistani_Software_Professional
{
double trouble;
short changed;
long sighs;
float hopes;
void independence;
char philosophical;
};
struct Pakistani_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_at_work; // to get long vacation to Pakistan
short attention_span;
long phone_calls_to_Pakistan;
float on_cloud_nine;
void bank_balance;
char edgy;
};
struct Pakistani_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float wife_resumes;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
};
**“define QUESTION ((bb) | | !(bb))” — *Shakespeare ***