Des Pardes
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Mother-in law
In Des - A women capable of making your life miserable.
In Pardes - A women you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free? -
Husband
In Des - A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.
In Pardes - Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed. -
Friend
In Des - A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you’ll always be welcome.
In Pardes - A person who you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy. -
Wife
In Des - A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.
In Pardes - A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath. -
Son
In Des - A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.
In Pardes - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn. -
Daughter
In Des - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes when her doli is about to leave.
In Pardes - A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before any doli time. -
Father
In Des - A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.
In Pardes - A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition. -
Desi Engineer
In Des - A person with a respectable job and lots of upper ki kamai.
In Pardes - A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich. -
Desi Doctor
In Des - A respectable person with ok income.
In Pardes - A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called “doctor ki biwi”. -
Bhangra
In Des - A vigorous punjabi festival dance.
In Pardes - A desi dance you do, when you don’t know how to dance.
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Even If You Are Basically Stupid
You Can Still Meet Nice People !