Delcate matters

Mr X visited a certain country , decided to stay at a posh hotel , booked a room and went there. …in the middle of the night , some one knocked at the door , and a beautiful women with all her sexism was there..
…and then he had the night of his life…

in the morning while he was checking out , he asked for the bill, Clerk instead gave him a valet , when he opened it , it contained $ 1000 , perplexed he asked the clerk, but clerk …instead of answering , put a finger on his mouth …and said …Shh…don’t ask…
so again perplexed but happy he went away .

he narrated this incident to his friend … it so happened his friend too had a chance to visit the same country , remembering the incident with his friend X , he too went to the same hotel …
he too had a beautiful women in the night …
and he too when checking out was given a valet ,…but this time the valet contained $ 5000 .

he too when asked , but was told to be quiet , but he could not resist curiosity so asked to see the manager .
so the clerk sent him to manager …where he told the manager all that happened to him and his friend…and asked for an explanation.

the Manager gave him a long hard look …then slowly said.

your friend was on Close Circuit …and you were Live Via Satelite …and we pay promptly.

Re: Delcate matters

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I want cereal…with milk !!!

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