Declaration of Independence

Lifestyle Relationships

PyariCgudia July 18, 2005, 4:07am 1

disclaimer: This is to be a spoof, so please lighten up and don’t go schizo here, at least

We, the women of the world, wish to separate and declare our independence from men. The following is our list of grievances:

Men do not wish to use condoms and prefer for women to cause harm to their bodies by contraceptives which have negative effects on our bodies. Therefore, they see our bodies as mere tools.
They do not think we should get educated, and even if they do, they don’t do much to stop men who are trying to deliberately be a blockade.
They have misinterpreted and twisted Islam’s meaning to say that its an Islamic DUTY for women to clean dishes, and press their mom’s feet.

Please feel free to add more. This should be a continuing list.

Men may not post.

suroor_ca02 July 18, 2005, 4:32am 2

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-there are more male moderators on GUpshup than females!

Mr_Bombastic July 18, 2005, 5:11am 3

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yo yo yo ... jus face it B, men powa beeen f'in ova yo arse, all ya sour leaks can do is snizzle ma dizzle vizzzle mak it shizzle.

MEN OWN YA 1^ lol

mAd_ScIeNtIsT July 18, 2005, 5:33am 4

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Women? Independent? Puh-lease .... who's going to open tightly closed jars for you lot now? :D

Closed thread, reopened

Lajawab July 18, 2005, 5:34am 5

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Where do I sign?

Lusi July 18, 2005, 12:19pm 6

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Jar openers

tariqlkhan, General Forum and Shaitaan - An analytical research on the subject

mAd_ScIeNtIsT July 18, 2005, 12:30pm 7

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Isn’t the point of this thread to declare independence from jar openers?

LegallyBrown July 18, 2005, 5:00pm 8

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If wearing a condom is a declaration to our independance then I'd rather be non-independant.

Where is Double Roti

TheNewWannaBe July 18, 2005, 6:54pm 9

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but but but… what’s wrong with using nothing at all and having lots of babies?

Aadaab..

Mr_Bombastic July 18, 2005, 8:12pm 10

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yea .. i mean wat a hassle puting on and then taking off ..

chedo .. ALLAH KHER TE BEDE PAAR lol

lazy_daisy July 19, 2005, 8:32am 11

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Men dont believe women can drive a million times better than them ...need I say more?

dope July 19, 2005, 9:57pm 12

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my mama says, it's a blessing from Providence that women can be used as a sex tool by men, and thereby serving a purpose in society, cuz if it wasn't so, women would be kept in captivity and treated like third class citizens.

Please dont shoot the messanger, i am merely conveying what my mama said:D