Three Men are about to be executed. One’s an American, one’s a Japanese, and one’s a Sardar. The guard brings the American forward and the executioner asks if He has any last requests. He says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim…”
Suddenly the American yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while he escapes.
The guard brings the Japanese forward and the executioner asks if he has any last requests. He says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim…”
Suddenly the Japanese yells, “TORNADO!!!”
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while he escapes.
By now Sardar has it all figured out. The guard brings him forward and the executioner asks if he has any last requests. He says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim…”
And the Sardar yells, “FIRE!!!”
…GOOOOD
