Dear Tech Support:
[FONT=Times New Roman]Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , ****Football 5.0 ****, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and ****Golfing 3.6.
I can’t seem to keep ****Wife 1.0 ****in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on ****Wife 1.0 ****. Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User…
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 ****
[FONT=Times New Roman]to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM**** & is designed by its Creator to run ****EVERYTHING ****!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 & to return to [FONT=Times New Roman]Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to ****Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep **Wife 1.0 **and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application ****‘Yes Dear’ ****to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command ****C:\APOLOGIZE! ****because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and ****Do Bill’s 4.2 ****.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program ******Nag Nag **9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 ****and will **cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
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Best of luck,
Tech Support
